I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
-Orson Welles

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My Students.

One of my students wrote out a letter for one of the teachers, telling them what she was having for dinner, it read, “Chicks on rice”

So I said, “That’s an Asian man’s dream.”

“It’s Not Over ‘til the Fat Lady Sings.”

…then I said, “There’s a fat lady in this movie?”

She said, “No, I was just about to sing…”

Hahaha….Oh, Jo!

When You Know.

You wake up, splayed out, with each limb pointing a different direction, drool on your face, your shirt halfway above your not-so-toned stomach, there’s sleep in your eye, you have morning breath and your makeup is smeared down your cheeks…then he says, “good morning, my beautiful girl,” and gives you a kiss.

…that’s when you know :)